UPDATE: 13 September, 2007

Really, it was the 13th of August.

Just so you know, Horizon and Rachel are NOT time travellers...
Horizon's just stupid and had no idea what month it was when she put that. 
Figured we'd keep it because it's a stupid moment in itself...:D

UPDATE: 22 June, 2007

(Horizon and Margaret were at the Discovery Center in the Space Theater about to watch a movie thing, and one of our old teachers from HC came in with his grandkids. He was standing behind someone)
(Horizon) Oh my God! Is that Mr. Stocker's hairline??
*the person he's behind moves*
(Horizon) It is, it is!!
(Yeah...Stocker's totally awesome, but he's balding :P One even requires sunglasses to look upon him when he stands under a light source O.o But we love him!!!!)

The biggest update we've had in a long while!! 15 June, 2007

(Ra) They're against pre-marital marriage.

(Horizon was at a restaurant with her mom, brother, sister-in-law, and nephew talking about getting a job. The Music Box is a store that sells awesome stuff like fairie statues and dragons and bongs...and there's a Hukkah bar.)
(Horizon) I could get a job at the Music Box.
(Jason) Yeah...for they're "vases"?
(Horizon) Huh?
(Horizon's mom) Jared used to cover his with a tee shirt.
(Horizon) What? Why would he cover a vase...ooh. Oh!
([vase = bong I totally didn't get that!!])


(Horizon and Ra were on the phone talking about old stupid moments.
(Ra) Remember this? I said I was going to have seven kids with Adam, and you said, "Me and Kenneth will have five kids and adopt two. Hey! That's seven!"
(Horizon) That was so funny! Man how times have changed, huh. Back then it was Adam and Kenneth, now it's Hector and nobody.
(Ra) So you're going to have seven kids with nobody?
(Horizon) Yeah...that's not what I meant!

(This is another one from the same conversation as the above moment)
(Ra)Oh yeah, this one. I said, "Just like the 'so was i'?" and you said, "Yeah, they do haf da boop." You meant, 'they both have to do with me'.
(Horizon) I have no idea how you got that!
(Ra) I didn't. I wrote it down when it happened...you told me...
(Horizon) Oh!
(Ra) You know you just added to it!
(Horizon) Shit. I'll put it up...

(Ra had left school for a while for a doctor's appointment. This happened when she got back. We'd been talking for over half an hour)
(Horizon) Hey, you're back!!

(It was Sunday around 8 pm...)
(Horizon) Ooh! It's sunday!!!

(Horizon) But you're you! You're me me!
(Please don't ask...we have no idea)

(Horizon) I...shit! My book!
(No I did not shit my book...I got distracted)

(Horizon) I lie down, you lie down. We lied down together. Ah! Layed! We layed down together! *long pause* No! We didn't lay down!! I mean we did, but not together.

(Ra) Look! I have a dolphin ankle bracelet!
(Horizon) Did you say you had a dolphin hanky blessing?
(Ra) O.o *short pause* lol Did you think I said I had a dolphin hanky blessing?
(Horizon) Yes. o.O The dolphin blessed your unmonogrammed hanky!
(The unmonogrammed hanky is a reference to a scene in Death In Zanzibar by MM Kay)

(We both burped one after the other)
(Ra) At least I had a reason. (meaning my coke)
(Horizon) Well I do too! (she wasn't drinking a coke)
(Ra) What?
(Horizon) Bubbles in my tummy!!

(Horizon) You need more supid moments. I feel like the stupid one here.
(Ra) You are!
(Horizon) No you are, but I'm acting it!

(Ra looked at Horizon)
(Horizon) What?
(Ra) I didn't say anything.
(Horizon) You looked. Your eyes said it for you.
(Ra) Oh really?
(Horizon) *nods*
(Ra) What did they say?
(Horizon) This! *looks at Ra*

(Ben) Look Patrick has a boner!
(Pat) No I don't!
(Ben) Look Patrick has a boner!
(Pat) *pissed off* Yes I do! And it's name is Ben.

(Ra) That's tough, because I already disown you.
(Horizon) o.O I hope you stab yourself with a ... marker!

(Horizon) Don't frown your eyebrows at me. *Ra does it* Don't do that!

(Horizon turns around to talk to Ra but she's not there. She's confused, then she sees her)
(Horizon) Get back over here!!
(Ra) Ok...

(Ra) I still don't get why that's funny.
(Horizon) *laughs really hard* It's really not.

(Ra was drawing an EYE)
(Horizon) What are you drawing?
(Ra) What do you think?
(Horizon) A bowl...ooh a futon!!

(Horizon) Let me see yours...that one...see it...in my hand.
(Horizon was trying to get Ra to show her something or give her something...[ps, that sounds a bit dirty])

(Horizon) Ra, read this and tell me how stupid I am...this is!

(Ra) Ouch.
(Horizon) Bless you!

(Horizon couldn't figure out where to make a character she was writing from)
(Ra) Make her from London!
(Horizon) Ok, what city?

(This one makes makes no sense whatsoever)
(Horizon) Alf my lass off! No! Aeotelefant! Ahh!! Aola LOL! Nooooo...a. o. Lern! Ahg!!

(Ryan) Why does the leak roof? Ahh...roof leak.

(Ra) Is that a dash?
(Horizon) No, it's a 'e', I just forgot the 'c'
(Ra) Really?

(Horizon) You want to know if my mom can come over?

(We were talking about pictures)
(Horizon) God...you know what?
(Ra) No.
(Horizon) In all the pictures I take my hair looks black.
(Ra) No it doesn't.
(Horizon) Well, in the one on Elftown it does.
(Ra) Not to me.
(Horizon) That's because you know what my hair looks like...*short pause*...maybe it's because I did it in black and white.

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